HOW2: Win at Scrabble!

HOW2: Win at Scrabble!

P: Hey Hey, that's Orange. O: and that's Pear, and that's a tree, and that's a beluga whale!
P: What? O: But that's not important right now 'cause we have a How 2 episode to do. <LAUGHING>
P: Yup, today's prompt comes courtesy of TOSportsKid who wants to know, "how to win at Scrabble."
Orange: Great question! See, if you want to win at Scrabble, the most important thing is to avoid losing.
P: Eh, well that's not untrue. *stuttering* I don't see where you're going with this.
O: Well, if you see yourself losing at Scrabble ask yourself:
"Do I have any chance of winning this game?" If the answer is no, there's only one thing you can do…
Pear: Play harder? Orange: Flip the board in anger! <LAUGHING>
Pear: No, no… that's it dude! You've lost all answering privileges.
PEAR: I'm taking over! ORANGE: Awwww….
PEAR: Now to be good at Scrabble, It helps to know a lot of words.
ORANGE: : and that includes swear words, kids! *giggling* SFX: *WORDS BEING BLEEPED OUT*
Pear: No it doesn't! *woman screaming*. Now it's probably a good idea to get the official Scrabble dictionary.
Memorising all the 2 letter words is a great place to start.
Orange: My personal favourite is the 2 letter word, "IG".
Pear: Hold on, let me check. Dude, "IG" isn't a word!
Orange: Sure it is! An "IG" is a pig who lost the ability to pee! *Orange Laughing while Pear groans*
Pear: Remind me to NEVER play Scrabble with you. Orange: Too Late! We're already playing!
SFX: <SPARKLEPOOF>
Pear: Huh? Oh, Oh well, ok, let's see here, Ooo! I can play the word Gherkins for 48 points!
Orange: Huh, well that's a pretty good move!
Pear: Well I'll say. That might be the highest scoring word I've ever played! Alright, what are you going to play?
Orange: I'm gonna have to go with…DOINK! <LAUGHTER> SFX: <BOARD FLIP>
Pear: ORANGE! SFX: <SAD TROMBONE>
Orange: 'Till next time, this is Pear and Orange, sayin' how toodilee-doo! <GIGGLING> Pear: <GROAN>
ORANGE: Pear and orange here, ready to handle whatever you throw our way.
SFX: <WHOP SMACK> PEAR: OWWWW!!!
O: Oooh. I stand corrected! <GIGGLING>
P: <GROAN> Okay. Today, our prompt is, "How to lose weight".
O: That's a great question with a simple answer.
O: Knife! SFX: <SLICE>

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